I Had a Baby… But the World Didn’t…
Today’s date? Not a freaking clue. I know it’s Wednesday… because the trash is starting to stack up and we finally get to take it to the curb. I know it’s summer… because it’s still…
Some Moments are Better than Others
Hey Mom, look how cute I am! Let’s stick our tongues out! Hey Mom, look at me… BARF! Truth be told, I was in the middle of taking adorable pictures of happy faces,…
Confession: I’m a Formula Mom
Warning: This post contains personal information that you may find to be an “over share.” Feel free to avert your eyes, stop reading, and move on. From the moment you pee on a stick and…
Practicing my Punk Rock Screaming
I am convinced black eyeliner, studded leather belts, mohawks, and skulls with crossbones lie in my son’s future. Rebellion is beginning early. From the moment Alex woke up today, he was screaming. I fed him,…
Celebrating One Month of Survival
Woo hoo!!! By some miraculous feat, out spawn, the dog, our marriage, and each of us have survived the first month of this new family member’s life. High fives all around! (As Patrick pointed out,…
One for the books!
Out of our many epic poop fiascoes, today we had one for the books. (Seriously… a story this good is going in!) We were at a cookout. Alex was being passed around among the ladies.…
Hey Snookie – Where the Party At?
Just chillin in my monkey rocker, fist pumpin to some house music… Wait a minute THIS BE MY JAM!!! Thinkin bout that chick that stopped by and had her hands all over me earlier this…
