The Misadventures of Momma Bish and Munchie

The twists, turns, and true tales of a mom and her pint sized human


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A Note to New Parents About Visitors

When Munchie was born, people came from far and wide to visit… both at the hospital and at our home. Like… to the point the nurses advised me to call security and have them hold all visitors so that I… Continue Reading →

Confession: I’m Not Perfect

I would like to clear something up. Even though my sporadic posts may look like I have my shit together… I seriously have no idea what I am doing. Please keep in mind that I am showing you very brief… Continue Reading →

Don’t Fight It. Embrace It.

The concept of fighting sleep fascinates me… and by “fascinates me”… I mean drives me freaking crazy. Little tiny baby, sleep is the ONE thing that you can do on your own! You don’t NEED me to do anything! If… Continue Reading →

Just Gimme That Milk. Moo Moo Moo Moo.

Even though we have graduated into the wonderful world of solids, I continue to be amazed at how absolutely soothing some nice warm milk can be. I don’t know if it’s the warmth, the milk, or the bottle that brings… Continue Reading →

Why I Hate Sophie the Giraffe

  I have had enough! Last night, was the last mother loving straw. After desperate attempts to get Munchie to sleep (I have said it once and I will say it again… teething is a cold-hearted bitch) we had a… Continue Reading →

Motherhood… It’s Not Always Rainbows and Butterflies

Before the pee even hits the stick, crazy shit is happening. You spend about nine months incubating your spawn, during which time some women experience a freaking tsunami of horrific symptoms that, if they didn’t know they were pregnant, they… Continue Reading →

Teething… She’s a Cold-Hearted Witch

That big gummy face is staring at you, red, streaming with tears… and it’s all because of the hellish pain that is being unleashed in that tiny little mouth. Sharp little daggers are slowly pushing their way toward the surface,… Continue Reading →

Cutest Pumpkin in the Patch

I have so much to say… that I don’t even know where to begin. How about this… my child is freaking adorable. Just look at him… all decked out in his fall-ware… dawning a freaking pumpkin hat, with matching pumpkin… Continue Reading →

Confession: We are Hoarders. Snuggle Hoarders.

Snuggles! Free snuggles! Come and get ’em while you can… before he starts running around… all embarrassed and too old for this stuff. According to my calculations, statistics, and schematics… kids grow up… and don’t let you sneak as many… Continue Reading →

It’s Dinnertime. Let’s Get Naked.

We all know Munchie has been munching on things (unofficially, of course) for a while now… but we officially got the OKAY to introduce foods. Our plan was to skip the purees and go the baby led weaning route. I… Continue Reading →

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