The Misadventures of Momma Bish and Munchie

The Twists, turns, and true tales of a mom and her pint sized human

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Confession: I Am To Immature For Nursery Rhymes

Before my husband and I were married, it was expressed by some individuals that I may not be mature enough to take his last name. They were right. Nothing amuses me more than putting names in at a restaurant, just… Continue Reading →

Damn You Pinterest

As if we didn’t already feel like we couldn’t live up to the expectations of society, this freaking social media sweeps in and dangles genius ideas in front of us… ideas that would surely save us millions… if only we had the… Continue Reading →

Not-So-Super Mom

Some days, you feel like Super Mom. You feel on top of the world, like you have everything under control and someone should Pinterest your life. Today was not that kind of day. Other days, you feel like you think… Continue Reading →

Homemade Baby Food… This Bish Must Be Crazy

Similar to breastfeeding… if you don’t feed your baby homemade puree… they will surely die. (LIES.) In the words of a wise and wonderful home birth hippie, “To be a good mom, you just need to feed your baby out… Continue Reading →

I Just Psychologized Myself

  Back in college, I would drink a massive cup of coffee, write a super long paper, and feel incredibly productive. Now, I just drink coffee to stay awake and function. What happened to that productive caffeine high I was… Continue Reading →

What I Need is Accountability… Not a Free Pass

People have been walking on eggshells around me, and I know it. People have been treating me differently, and it’s getting on my nerves. If you just met me, you might not have any idea why people are trying to … Continue reading

HEY YOU! Listen Up!

  I wanna go to Gram and Pap’s for a swim! Then, you will take me to see Bubby so we can pick veggies and make salsa. Then, I need to go ride horses with Poppa Bish. Then, Aunt Lizzie … Continue reading

The Giant Bathtub

I have been (not so) patiently waiting for this moment… since before Munchie had even popped out… Munchie’s first swim!!! I was raised in a family that absolutely loved the water. Be it the ocean, lake, river, stream, pool, or … Continue reading

I Got 99 Problems, But a Bink Ain’t One

It seems like every medical expert will agree… you need to put your baby in their own bassinet, crib, or container of choice… on their back. Swaddle them up, put them in a sleep sack, no pillows, blankets, toys, or … Continue reading

One Smile Makes it All Worthwhile

Brutal Truth… the last six weeks have been a hell of a learning curve. For some reason, I thought this “Mommy Thing” would be easier. I have been peed, pooped, and puked on. I have had a tiny human screaming … Continue reading

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