Mommy is a What?
Tonight, we were running miserably late for bedtime. I was like… Please brush your teeth. Seriously, [...]
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Don’t Be Jealous I’m So Glamorous
I know that I always look glamorous as hell… in my yoga pants (that hopefully don’t, but probably [...]
Ain’t No Party Like a Momma Bish Burnt the Oatmeal Party
This morning started off like any other. Actually, I take that back. This morning, I decided to skip the [...]
Three Reasons Mommy Won’t Let You Eat Those
This morning, I exited the bathroom and was attacked by a screaming Munchie, running through the house at [...]
Sometimes My Kid is a Jerk
Where do I even begin? The other night, we headed to Mall-o-Ween… a safe trick or treating option in [...]
Reason #147 Mommy Can’t Pee Alone
One of the most impossible tasks to complete with a toddler is USING THE RESTROOM! I’m not even talking [...]
Mischievous Masterpiece
Sweet-Cheeks climbs up to the table with her coloring book and opens the bin of markers. Munchie is playing [...]
Mommy and Daddy Haven’t Slept in Days… Because Sleep Cycles Are a Cruel Joke and the Work of the Devil, Himself
I am throwing my hands in the air and calling BS on this whole godforsaken sleep cycle routine [...]
Confession: Today I Made Some Unsuspecting Email Marketer My Target… Because I Was Bored
This morning was EPIC!!! Without a home phone, we don’t get many people offering us their services [...]
Survived Our First Play Date
One month on the outside and already dating. That’s how we roll in this house! Patrick was quite perplexed when I told him Alex and I were going to a play date. “Babies can’t even play. They just sit there.” … Continue reading
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