The Misadventures of Momma Bish and Munchie

The Twists, turns, and true tales of a mom and her pint sized human

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Mommy is a What?

Tonight, we were running miserably late for bedtime. I was like… Please brush your teeth. Seriously, you need to brush your teeth. Stop playing with the toothpaste. Why is there toothpaste on your arm? OMG, it’s all over your shirt!… Continue Reading →

Ain’t No Party Like a Momma Bish Burnt the Oatmeal Party

This morning started off like any other. Actually, I take that back. This morning, I decided to skip the typical nutritional Fruit Loop breakfast (because before I have my coffee, pouring some dry cereal in a cup and handing it… Continue Reading →

Mischievous Masterpiece

Sweet-Cheeks climbs up to the table with her coloring book and opens the bin of markers. Munchie is playing quietly in the living room. Taking advantage of this rare moment, I slide into a chair, flip open my laptop, and pull… Continue Reading →

Confession: Today I Made Some Unsuspecting Email Marketer My Target… Because I Was Bored

This morning was EPIC!!! Without a home phone, we don’t get many people offering us their services (except for folks who show up at our door, interrupt naps, and unleash my true Momma BISH), so when this email came through this… Continue Reading →

Damn You Pinterest

As if we didn’t already feel like we couldn’t live up to the expectations of society, this freaking social media sweeps in and dangles genius ideas in front of us… ideas that would surely save us millions… if only we had the… Continue Reading →

Baby Jail

  Yes. I am wearing jail stripes in the bathtub. While Aunt Lizzie as changing a poo diaper… More poo came out. She screamed, so I proceeded to spit up everywhere. When all was clean and she was reaching for the … Continue reading

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