The Misadventures of Momma Bish and Munchie

The twists, turns, and true tales of a mom and her pint sized human



That One Time I Got a Job and Totally Neglected My Blog

I’d be lying if I said a certain amount of guilt hasn’t kicked in. My memory is the equivalent of apples that have been mashed into sauce… with a little spilled on the floor and gobbled up by the dog…… Continue Reading →

Your Face is Going to Freeze That Way

You know how some dogs are so ugly that they are actually kind of adorable? I’m talking about the ones with the horribly squished up faces that look like they were a normal dog, but ran into a wall and squished… Continue Reading →

No More Pictures!

If my child could talk, I’m sure he would be all like… “Knock it off Mom! Don’t you have enough pictures already?” Well, the answer is NO. No, I do not have enough pictures of your freaking adorable little face…. Continue Reading →

Confession: I Wish These Clothes Came in Adult Sizes (I Think…)

  Raccoon footed terry cloth jammies? Hell yes, I want a pair of those! Munchie will play with his raccoon feet for close to an hour… can you imagine how long that would entertain a drunk person? Not to mention… Continue Reading →

Gosh Darn Punk-in Masterpiece

What’s Halloween without a decorative pumpkin? This morning, we braved the world of paint. What started as a beautiful image in Mommy’s mind of Munchie somehow using a paintbrush soon turned into amazing chaos… and I really do mean AMAZING!… Continue Reading →

Dinosaurs Don’t Fit in Strollers… and Other Things You Might Not Have Considered About Your Baby’s First Halloween.

Baby? Check. Adorable Costume? Check. Stroller? Check. No, this kid isn’t old enough for candy… but Mommy and Daddy are… and Mommy needed a good excuse to get out of the house! On Thursday, we were leaving playgroup and another Mom mentioned… Continue Reading →

Step Aside Pageant Moms

After years of watching Toddlers and Tiaras, judging children and their parents from the comforts of my couch, I have developed an eye for children who deserve crowns and trophies. Step aside spray tanned toddlers… Munchie is going to steal… Continue Reading →

Who Invented All This Tiny Baby Crap?

I will be the first to admit that taking care of a baby isn’t as easy as it looks. Everything is so freaking small… and while small things look cute in a closet or drawer, putting them to use can… Continue Reading →

Gonna Eat Some Baby Feet

There is something mesmerizing about baby feet. They are so tiny… those little toes are the size of peas… and I could just gobble them up! (In a figurative sense… I’m not a cannibal. Though some may argue with me … Continue reading

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