Friend: Madam. I heard a rumor about a bun in the oven. Is this truth?
Me: What the *bleep*? Most certainly NO bun in this oven. LOL. I can’t get pregnant on my current meds or we might end up with a mutant baby!
Friend: Haha, that is what I thought! I figured you would have done a big reveal if it was true.
Please, let me just clear up any misconceptions about the current occupancy of my uterus. This organ is currently uninhabited.
AND… my friend knows me well… there would have been a big reveal (which there won’t be)… if that’s why you were waiting for our Christmas card (which you may or may not be receiving), please rest assured… we will not be announcing otherwise.